meowruto:

faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.
assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.
this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

I KNOW THIS KID HE GOES TO MY SCHOOL ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME JORGEN ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS

I know Jorgen.  I’m friends with him.  Don’t doubt him.

meowruto:

faemuses:

throh:

this is the #1 score on the leaderboards for flappy bird android and let me tell you why this is bullshit.

assuming that the pipes cross the screen at a rate of 2 every second (it’s probably slower than this; this is an estimation), this asshole would have had to play the game for 1,562,405,107,570 seconds. let me clarify: he played for one and a half trillion seconds.

this would give us about 26,040,085,126 (over 26 billion) minutes, or approximately 434,001,418.8 (434 million) hours. that gives us 18,083,392.45 days, or about 49,544 years. they want us to believe that cro-magnons hadnt even started slapping paint on walls when this motherfucker started playing flappy bird. bull. shit.

homie so mad he slapped a bro with math to tell him why he wrong

I KNOW THIS KID HE GOES TO MY SCHOOL ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME JORGEN ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS

I know Jorgen.  I’m friends with him.  Don’t doubt him.

a playlist dedicated to me, for me, and about me.

phan-equals-phriendship:

haaaiitori:

mikalhvi:

wheres-margo:

Singer uses her music video to intriguingly show how fake performers are in videos

Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?

As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…

one of the greatest artists ive yet discovered & the greatest lyricist

one of the greatest artists ive yet discovered & the greatest lyricist

Lauren

I am making you a playlist.  Stay tuned.  If you don’t listen to it I might throw a fit.